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Romney’s Real Dad, Tin Man, Might Have Ended Up As A Bumper

Saturday, July 28th, 2012
Romney’s birth father believed to be the Tin Man

Romney’s birth father believed to be the Tin Man.

Mitt Romney was adopted. That bombshell comes at a time when Romney can ill afford it—in the wake of the presidential candidate’s insulting remarks about the allegedly lax security at the London Olympic games, which has stirred the ire of no less than British Prime Minister David Cameron. Romney also went on record to register his disgust over his favorite sport—dressage—not being afforded prime time coverage for two solid weeks but instead will be broadcast only on Mondays and Thursdays in the US from 4:00 to 5:30 am EST.

“Not showcasing the heart-thumping, nail-biting sport of dressage,” Romney said in an address to the House of Lords, “is, frankly, an insult to the great Anglo-Saxon traditions which America and Great Britain share.” Off the record, but within earshot of one microphone, Romney said he felt that he and his fellow one-percenters back home in the colonies were getting “royally screwed.”

Yet Romney’s controversial remarks about the Olympics paled in comparison to the news of his adoption. The official birth certificate reveals that Romney’s real father was not former Michigan governor and American Motors CEO George Romney, but the Tin Man of The Wizard of Oz, who famously travelled to the Emerald City in search of a heart. Romney, like his birth father, was born without a heart; in its place, a treadmill powered by an undocumented Latino hamster pumps ice water through his veins. (more…)