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Romney Dressage Horse Barred From Water Polo | Mitt Furious

Sunday, August 5th, 2012
There will be no Olympic medal for Rafalca, Romney dressage horse, in water polo.

There will be no Olympic medal for Rafalca, Romney dressage horse, in water polo.

London—It was a black day for the Romneys. After Rafalca, their Olympic dressage horse, finished well out of medal contention, Mitt and Ann Romney attempted to enter the animal in the Water Polo competition. But when a London Olympics official explained to the Romneys that water polo was in fact not played on horseback, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee threw a major hissy fit and told the Olympic official to “Kiss my ass!”

A brief scuffle ensued. The London Olympics security team, which had been preparing for seven long years for all manner of violent contingencies, subdued the enraged Romney in less time than a clueless American presidential candidate could insult America’s most loyal ally. (more…)